No, your eyes are not broken, dear. I really have the natural face and body of a living goddess. If only I could have changed my name, I would choose Athena, but I thought that having a name and a body of a goddess is a bit redundant.

It seems my bumhole is itching for some good fucking these days. Too bad I don't have someone to do that for me. Would you help me out? I assure you that it would benefit both of us.

Don't be fooled by my angelic face, sweetheart, I am far from what I seem to be. I am just here to get laid and make out with some handsome men. I literally don't give a fuck with your money, let's get naughty!

If you ask my friends and exes, they'd probably tell you that I am the most loving and caring woman in the world. I am selfless to the point that I am willing to give you a one-night stand if that's what's going to make you happy.

I am not looking for a handsome prince charming who will save me from my tower or a superhero who will take me to another world. As long as you've got a long shaft, we'll get along!

A man who knows how to give proper anal sex is the one who I am seeking here. I'd like to come across the kind of man who can give me a nice and pleasurable anal sex instead of a filthy and disappointing one.