I am not looking for a handsome prince charming who will save me from my tower or a superhero who will take me to another world. As long as you've got a long shaft, we'll get along!

Nothing is sexier than a man who knows how to cook. A man in the kitchen wearing nothing but an apron is on the top of my list of fantasies I want to do before I kick the bucket.

Do you think I'm sexy? Well, yes I am darn sexy! And I better be, 'cause I've been spending a lot of bucks to maintain my shape. It's a lot of hard work, but having this perfect hourglass body is definitely worth the sacrifice. To be honest, the only...

Look at me, I have a lengthy dick and a phat ass. It is up to you to choose whether you'll let me suck your manhood or pound me in my butt. Either ways, we'll both have a good time.

Are you into strong women who will make turn you into a submissive man? If you are, then I can do that for you. I love turning strong men into my loyal slaves.

A dog lover who loves dogging. I hope that makes sense. This is just a quick sample of my lame jokes and puns. If you want to hear more, just tell me. I still have a lot things like that where they came from.