I am not looking for a handsome prince charming who will save me from my tower or a superhero who will take me to another world. As long as you've got a long shaft, we'll get along!

Fuck Ed Sheeran! There is no such thing as a perfect woman! You will never find a stronger woman than a woman in a man's body. You will never feel as important as how a true woman would make you feel. Fuck the norm, true pleasure only comes from a wo...

I have a big ABC. If you don't know what that is, it means big Ass, big Boobs, and big Cock. Send me a message if you like that. Just make sure you won't be intimidated once you realize that my junk is a lot bigger than yours.

There's nothing that can give me greater joy than finding jeans with pockets. I mean, what's the deal with the fake pockets anyway? What did the inventor of such thing smoked that day to come up with the ridiculous idea?

Look at me, I have a lengthy dick and a phat ass. It is up to you to choose whether you'll let me suck your manhood or pound me in my butt. Either ways, we'll both have a good time.

Some people describe me as an angel who came down from heaven. Little did they know, I am the opposite of that. Because who I really am is a naughty devil who rose up from hell.