It doesn't matter if I am your main hoe or your side chic. Just give me the time and attention I deserve and I will leave you alone. Make sure to fill me up with your dick, and I'll give you all the lovin' you need.

Don't ask me to "send nudes." Flirt with me, take me to a date, buy me some food and make me laugh. Try and get me naked at the end like a fucking gentleman.

People who say that Disney Land is the happiest place on Earth have never been into my bedroom before. I'm not boasting or anything, just telling the truth.

I have a big ABC. If you don't know what that is, it means big Ass, big Boobs, and big Cock. Send me a message if you like that. Just make sure you won't be intimidated once you realize that my junk is a lot bigger than yours.

I have a lot of problems in my life right now. I need someone to hear me out just for once. A proper man who can listen to while I whine about the unfairness of the world. As people say, a shoulder to cry on is a good dick to ride on.

I am not the type of person who pays attention to age. I am also not the type of person who gets attracted to handsome faces. Who I am is someone who only cares about the cock size.