There's something about waffles that makes me want to eat them every single day. I'm not sure if it's the syrup, toppings, or the waffle itself. I just want to have some. Would you like to have one with me?

I don't want a man who'll fall in love with me at first sight. I want someone who will fall in love with me over and over again every time he looks at me.

I am a woman who is easily pleased by simple things such as love letters, keychains, house decorations, country music, and huge dicks. With a little emphasis to the last item, please. Wink!

I hate it when men go straight into sticking their cock into my ass without heating me first. For me, skipping foreplay is like skipping the leg day. It can be done, but the result is not good.

Being alone doesn't mean you have to be lonely. Feeling lonely is feeling bad for yourself, but don't have the motivation to take action and change it. I don't want to be lonely for the rest of my life, so I decided to take action now. When will you?

Look at me, I have a lengthy dick and a phat ass. It is up to you to choose whether you'll let me suck your manhood or pound me in my butt. Either ways, we'll both have a good time.