No, your eyes are not broken, dear. I really have the natural face and body of a living goddess. If only I could have changed my name, I would choose Athena, but I thought that having a name and a body of a goddess is a bit redundant.

I am a homebody who loves snuggling in my couch and watching my favorite film series. Plus, I forgot to mention that I also like masturbating while watching my favorite porn when I am alone. I am hoping you can join me next time.

I become easily jealous when my man spends more time with other girls than me. If you commit yourself, it means that you are only allowed to have me as your girl with no other side chicks.

I am not looking for a handsome prince charming who will save me from my tower or a superhero who will take me to another world. As long as you've got a long shaft, we'll get along!

My friends always tell me that my smile brightens up their day. It may sound like I am boasting, but my smile is brighter than the sun. Do you want to see it? Maybe it's the one thing you need to make your life a little better.

I'm not someone who will fuck you at first sight. I need a couple of more dates before I open up my heart to you. Keep enticing me, and I might as well spread my butt cheeks for you.