No, your eyes are not broken, dear. I really have the natural face and body of a living goddess. If only I could have changed my name, I would choose Athena, but I thought that having a name and a body of a goddess is a bit redundant.

Being in my mid-thirties makes me think that maybe true love is not for me. I have already accepted the fact that men only wants sex and nothing more, and I am totally fine with that. We should maximize what we have, right? lol!

Tell me what you want to do with my body, and I'll also tell you what I want to do with you. Let's share our naughtiest fantasies with each other. I may even do something about it if you can pique my interest.

I am a homebody who loves snuggling in my couch and watching my favorite film series. Plus, I forgot to mention that I also like masturbating while watching my favorite porn when I am alone. I am hoping you can join me next time.

I hope whoever ends up with me enjoys my 15 alarms within a single hour, and when I snooze each of them. I love sleeping and fooling myself that I can get out of bed feeling good each day.

I promise that your wife will never know about our little secret. I don’t want to be an ugly mistress either. I don't have any plans of destroying relationships and families. Let's just say that I understand your needs. Aren't I compassionate?