I'd like to match with a guy who's about the same height as me so that when we do 69, our dicks are positioned just right to our faces. Also, a box of pizza after sex would be fine.

I am not looking for a handsome prince charming who will save me from my tower or a superhero who will take me to another world. As long as you've got a long shaft, we'll get along!

Look at me, I have a lengthy dick and a phat ass. It is up to you to choose whether you'll let me suck your manhood or pound me in my butt. Either ways, we'll both have a good time.

No, your eyes are not broken, dear. I really have the natural face and body of a living goddess. If only I could have changed my name, I would choose Athena, but I thought that having a name and a body of a goddess is a bit redundant.

A spoiled bitch is what I am. I want to be pampered and showered with gifts and simple efforts. But I am not the type of a woman who is only after the money, I also make sure that I return it with all my love and affection.

I hate guys who overcompensate. I understand that not all men have big cocks, but there is no need to flex about other things if you have a small one. Just be honest with me, and we can figure a way to enjoy it as much as we can.