This may sound really weird to you, but I am actually wondering how my huge tool tastes like. Well, it probably tastes really good because it usually leaves men moaning and wanting more.

No, your eyes are not broken, dear. I really have the natural face and body of a living goddess. If only I could have changed my name, I would choose Athena, but I thought that having a name and a body of a goddess is a bit redundant.

Nothing beats a bottle of a cold beer after a long stressful day at work. I just wish I can drink it with someone. Just imagine all the fun things we can do once we get tipsy.

What I can tell you about me is that I am able to suck a cock for more than 30 minutes without gagging. Because of that, I have been referred to as the great cock sucker.

Look at me, I have a lengthy dick and a phat ass. It is up to you to choose whether you'll let me suck your manhood or pound me in my butt. Either ways, we'll both have a good time.

When I was in middle school, I used to read three to four full-sized novels. Now I see anything longer than a paragraph I immediately bounce. I miss my brain cells. I can't believe they peaked at the age of 12.