Boredom is slowly killing me. I have nothing to do, and its starting to bother me more every single day. I hope to find a man who can keep me occupied and will make my time worthwhile.

The only time I'll let someone fuck me hard is if he looks like Leonardo Di Carpio. If you don't look like him, then you should be content with my mouth.

I am not looking for a handsome prince charming who will save me from my tower or a superhero who will take me to another world. As long as you've got a long shaft, we'll get along!

If you're looking for a slightly alcoholic psychopath girlfriend who has no filter, eats too much, and will highly likely beat the crap out of you at Super Smash Bros, then here I am.

I admit that I am not the prettiest girl here. However, I am sure as hell that I will make it to the top 10. Maybe even top 3. What do you think? Chat me if you feel the same way.

A lot of people me tell me that falling in love is the best feeling that a person could have in his/her life. Sadly I haven’t felt that love before because I’m a bit afraid of interacting with other people.