No, your eyes are not broken, dear. I really have the natural face and body of a living goddess. If only I could have changed my name, I would choose Athena, but I thought that having a name and a body of a goddess is a bit redundant.

I am a homebody who loves snuggling in my couch and watching my favorite film series. Plus, I forgot to mention that I also like masturbating while watching my favorite porn when I am alone. I am hoping you can join me next time.

Chat me up if you have nothing to do. I am bored to death now and will reply to anyone. Message me something nice, and see where our playful innuendos take us.

I hope whoever ends up with me enjoys my 15 alarms within a single hour, and when I snooze each of them. I love sleeping and fooling myself that I can get out of bed feeling good each day.

I promise that your wife will never know about our little secret. I don’t want to be an ugly mistress either. I don't have any plans of destroying relationships and families. Let's just say that I understand your needs. Aren't I compassionate?

I am a total bottom. I enjoy it very much when a man lets me experience erotic humiliation and pleasurable pain. I am a submissive masochist who knows no bounds when it comes to my bedroom antics.