This might be a deal breaker for some, but I think it is better to be honest than hide it for a long time. I have a cock, so if that weirds you out, don't bother to chat with me. I am looking for a lad who will accept me for who I am, balls and all.

Wanna be the happiest man in the world? This is your chance to be one, so you better not waste it. Send me a message now and we can start chatting with each other. My naughty mind has a few surprises that will surely put a smile on your face.

Want to make love with me? You've got to pass the qualifications first, honey. First, you must accept me as I am, then you should shower me with your time and attention, and finally, you must have an above-average sized dick.

You know the feeling of spicy foods in which your mouth already hurts, but you can't stop eating it? That's the same feeling you'll get if you fuck me.

A spoiled bitch is what I am. I want to be pampered and showered with gifts and simple efforts. But I am not the type of a woman who is only after the money, I also make sure that I return it with all my love and affection.

No, your eyes are not broken, dear. I really have the natural face and body of a living goddess. If only I could have changed my name, I would choose Athena, but I thought that having a name and a body of a goddess is a bit redundant.