If you're looking for a slightly alcoholic psychopath girlfriend who has no filter, eats too much, and will highly likely beat the crap out of you at Super Smash Bros, then here I am.

A good ass-fucking at night never fails to make me sleep like a baby. I've been feeling stressed lately, so I need some cock in my ass. Message me if you want it to be yours.

Sorry to be so picky but I prefer to connect with men who have dicks that are longer than five inches. With the face and the body that I have, I think I have the right to be picky.

Staring at the night sky, I realized that it will be great if I am given the chance to be fucked under the million stars by someone awesome and gorgeous. I don't really care if it's someone old or young.

It is very rare for me to explode and not being able to control my anger. Many of my friends say that I have the longest patience and understanding in the world. You know where I explode my shit? Message me! Wink!

I promise that your wife will never know about our little secret. I don’t want to be an ugly mistress either. I don't have any plans of destroying relationships and families. Let's just say that I understand your needs. Aren't I compassionate?