Sticks and stones may break my bones, but whips and chains give me a boner. I like to be in pain. Maybe I am a total masochist. It doesn't matter much to me. As long as I can reach orgasm, everything is fine.

If only flirting is a college major, I could have graduated with flying colors! I think I have a hidden gift of making men fall in love with me even only through my words. Want to give it a try? Well, at least I've already warned you. Wink!

I am not looking for a handsome prince charming who will save me from my tower or a superhero who will take me to another world. As long as you've got a long shaft, we'll get along!

I have always been transparent with who and what I really am. I am proud of it and will never regret having this kind of body. Why would I in the first place if I know within my self that I am able to give pleasure to men more than most of the girls ...

Look at me, I have a lengthy dick and a phat ass. It is up to you to choose whether you'll let me suck your manhood or pound me in my butt. Either ways, we'll both have a good time.

I am Fiona and I am looking for my Shrek. Someone who is kindhearted and who will accept me for the real me. If you think you could be my Shrek, try leaving me a message.