I am not looking for a handsome prince charming who will save me from my tower or a superhero who will take me to another world. As long as you've got a long shaft, we'll get along!

Look at me, I have a lengthy dick and a phat ass. It is up to you to choose whether you'll let me suck your manhood or pound me in my butt. Either ways, we'll both have a good time.

I've been so lonely lately. Having no one to hug me tight at night is finally hitting me hard. I miss the days when I have a proper man I can cuddle with. I wish to bring back those days.

I know that some women get mad when their man tells them to make him a sandwich. I am not like that. I will happily make you the best sandwich ever. Once you're finished with your sandwich, I might even give you something special. Just keep in mind t...

I am looking for a fine bloke who can make me the best person I can be. He should be able to motivate me when I feel like I can't do anything any more, make me laugh when I'm feeling a bit down, and, most especially, make me cum hard whenever I am ho...

Don't play with my feelings. Just play with my tits instead. I have been having trouble sleeping lately because I am longing for someone who can play with my nipples until they become hard.