There's nothing that can give me greater joy than finding jeans with pockets. I mean, what's the deal with the fake pockets anyway? What did the inventor of such thing smoked that day to come up with the ridiculous idea?

I know that many will agree when I say that I am sizzling hot. That's old news already and I actually get that a lot. Anyway, who among here wants to chat with me? I'll make sure that I will be worthy of your time and attention.

I would love to be with a great gentleman who would treat me like I am a real lady. I know that the thing hanging between my thighs may intimidate a lot of blokes, so I am here looking for the few handful who wouldn't mind me having a dick.

If you're looking for a slightly alcoholic psychopath girlfriend who has no filter, eats too much, and will highly likely beat the crap out of you at Super Smash Bros, then here I am.

Nothing is sexier than a man who knows how to cook. A man in the kitchen wearing nothing but an apron is on the top of my list of fantasies I want to do before I kick the bucket.

No, your eyes are not broken, dear. I really have the natural face and body of a living goddess. If only I could have changed my name, I would choose Athena, but I thought that having a name and a body of a goddess is a bit redundant.