Do you want to have some fun, or just talk for a while? Better tell me your intentions clearly before we start anything. I can do either, but I will like it more if you choose the former.

I am Fiona and I am looking for my Shrek. Someone who is kindhearted and who will accept me for the real me. If you think you could be my Shrek, try leaving me a message.

No, your eyes are not broken, dear. I really have the natural face and body of a living goddess. If only I could have changed my name, I would choose Athena, but I thought that having a name and a body of a goddess is a bit redundant.

When there are no more chairs in the world, I think that would be okay. Why? That's because I still have your face to sit on. Will you allow me to do that? Wink!

I have been through a lot of crazy nights that nothing can surprise me anymore. I have a background in basic thottery, as well as a degree in major BDSM practices. I can teach you a thing or two about hardcore fucking if you want.

Sorry to be so picky but I prefer to connect with men who have dicks that are longer than five inches. With the face and the body that I have, I think I have the right to be picky.