I am the type of lady who doesn't like half-assing anything in my life. I always give my hundred percent in everything I do. It doesn't matter if I'm cooking something or sucking a cock. I will always do my best.

My friends always tell me that my smile brightens up their day. It may sound like I am boasting, but my smile is brighter than the sun. Do you want to see it? Maybe it's the one thing you need to make your life a little better.

I am not looking for a handsome prince charming who will save me from my tower or a superhero who will take me to another world. As long as you've got a long shaft, we'll get along!

I am looking for someone who will make me the apple of his eyes. Make me your teacher's pet. I've always had this fantasy of having a dirty relationship with my teacher. Maybe we can have a little roleplaying . I'll be a nerdy student and you will be...

Lucky are those who are able to have sex with someone who also has a dick. They know how to pleasure their partner perfectly and knows how to deal with your length. In case you haven't figured out yet, you'll be lucky to have me.

There are times when I feel like I am destined to be alone in this cruel world. All my relationships are a complete failure. I don't care if I am to die alone, but I at least want to have some fun while I am still up and kicking.