Loneliness has been killing me these past few days. I've got no one to talk to and no one to share my queen size bed with. If only there is a handsome and hunky man to fuck, then my life would be complete.

No, your eyes are not broken, dear. I really have the natural face and body of a living goddess. If only I could have changed my name, I would choose Athena, but I thought that having a name and a body of a goddess is a bit redundant.

I'd like to match with a guy who's about the same height as me so that when we do 69, our dicks are positioned just right to our faces. Also, a box of pizza after sex would be fine.

If there is one thing I hate in the world, it would be lazy bums who only drink all day long. I have nothing against alcohol. However, I do believe that alcohols should be enjoyed after working hard all day.

There's something about waffles that makes me want to eat them every single day. I'm not sure if it's the syrup, toppings, or the waffle itself. I just want to have some. Would you like to have one with me?

I have started my disbelief in love at a young age. My father has left us when I was 9 and from then on I've put in my mind that men will only break my heart. Prove me wrong.