No, your eyes are not broken, dear. I really have the natural face and body of a living goddess. If only I could have changed my name, I would choose Athena, but I thought that having a name and a body of a goddess is a bit redundant.

I am not looking for a handsome prince charming who will save me from my tower or a superhero who will take me to another world. As long as you've got a long shaft, we'll get along!

Eating is my passion. I eat when I'm happy. I eat when I'm sad. There's nothing a little eating can't solve. Do you know what's my favorite thing to put inside my mouth? Send me a message, and I'll tell you what it is.

I am trying my hardest to live my life the best way that I can. However, it looks like my efforts alone are not enough to keep me happy. I need someone who can give me joy. The kind of joy that can only be achieved through proper fucking.

If you ask my friends and exes, they'd probably tell you that I am the most loving and caring woman in the world. I am selfless to the point that I am willing to give you a one-night stand if that's what's going to make you happy.

I was a nerd back in school but now I have discovered my new favorite, and that is to read erotic stories. I may not have experienced some of my sexual fantasies and sex positions, but there is a big chance that it has already crossed my mind one way...