Anyone who loves putting pineapple on their pizza is a psychopath in my book. I mean, why would you ruin such a perfect dish and add something that is not appropriate.

Whenever I am attracted to someone, they can easily notice and that's because I'm a very transparent person. When I like you, expect that you'll be receiving flirty as well as dirty kinds of messages from me.

People close to me knows that I have a sweet and charming personality even before I went out the closet and admitted that I have a heart of a woman that's stuck inside a man's body, but I think everyone hides a dark shadow at their back. I may look i...

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but whips and chains give me a boner. I like to be in pain. Maybe I am a total masochist. It doesn't matter much to me. As long as I can reach orgasm, everything is fine.

The special thing about me is that I have the capability to provide pleasure and amusement to you like any other woman despite the fact that I have a dick in my body. With that, I believe that shemales are also capable of doing what females do.

If you are wondering why a lovely lady such as myself is here, then please accept this answer. I am just bored, so I want to find someone who can change that. It would be a delight if there is a nice lad here who can make me laugh and horny at the sa...