No, your eyes are not broken, dear. I really have the natural face and body of a living goddess. If only I could have changed my name, I would choose Athena, but I thought that having a name and a body of a goddess is a bit redundant.

Loneliness has been killing me these past few days. I've got no one to talk to and no one to share my queen size bed with. If only there is a handsome and hunky man to fuck, then my life would be complete.

I'm a woman with a dick. Is that okay with you? Don't you worry because even though I have a dick, I still know how to act like a woman and I certainly know how to properly take care of a man.

I am not looking for a handsome prince charming who will save me from my tower or a superhero who will take me to another world. As long as you've got a long shaft, we'll get along!

People often fall in love with my looks, but I think they should know my personality first. I am the kind of girl who takes no bullshit. My mouth knows no boundaries when it comes to expressing what I want. If you can handle a candid woman with no fi...

I hate guys who overcompensate. I understand that not all men have big cocks, but there is no need to flex about other things if you have a small one. Just be honest with me, and we can figure a way to enjoy it as much as we can.