Like most people, I am still confused as to what I am looking for in a guy. I just want a man. I don't give a fuck about appearance or whatnot. As long as the man has a cock, I can live with that.

No, your eyes are not broken, dear. I really have the natural face and body of a living goddess. If only I could have changed my name, I would choose Athena, but I thought that having a name and a body of a goddess is a bit redundant.

Never have I ever tried having sex with multiple guys at the same time. It is included in my list of fantasies I want to do, but I still don't have the courage to do it. Maybe a little push from a handsome man can do the trick.

I hate it when men go straight into sticking their cock into my ass without heating me first. For me, skipping foreplay is like skipping the leg day. It can be done, but the result is not good.

I hope whoever ends up with me enjoys my 15 alarms within a single hour, and when I snooze each of them. I love sleeping and fooling myself that I can get out of bed feeling good each day.

I am not looking for a handsome prince charming who will save me from my tower or a superhero who will take me to another world. As long as you've got a long shaft, we'll get along!