Anyone who loves putting pineapple on their pizza is a psychopath in my book. I mean, why would you ruin such a perfect dish and add something that is not appropriate.

No, your eyes are not broken, dear. I really have the natural face and body of a living goddess. If only I could have changed my name, I would choose Athena, but I thought that having a name and a body of a goddess is a bit redundant.

Gorgeous, healthy, naughty. These would be the three words that best describe me. I think these things are also what you should be looking for in a woman. I mean, who wouldn't want to be with a lass who is pretty, fit, and has a dirty mind.

I am such a delight to chat with, but you will not be able to experience that unless you send me a nice message first. Hit me up right now before some other blokes beat you to it. It might be your last chance.

If curiosity is the lust of the mind, I dare you to step out of that dull cycle you call life. Be mystified by a man's presence and a woman's touch all rolled into one.

An overachiever way back in high school, I never let myself be surpassed by my competitors in academics. But college has changed me. I learned how to have a life and to have fun, and I don't regret every single part of it. I may have lost my medals a...