No, your eyes are not broken, dear. I really have the natural face and body of a living goddess. If only I could have changed my name, I would choose Athena, but I thought that having a name and a body of a goddess is a bit redundant.

Fuck relationships and commitments! Why would I opt for serious relationships when I have the chance to play, flirt, and fuck around with different guys, right? Life is so much better when you're single and not committed anyway.

People say you can't buy happiness. I think this makes some sense because I am not for sale! You don't need to pay anything to have a taste of my happiness. You just need to make me feel loved, and I'll make you the happiest man alive.

I do a pretty good job in the kitchen and will serve you your favorite desserts and dishes. If you don't like it, you can have me for dinner instead. You'll satisfy your tummy and your penis at the same time. Two birds with one stone, isn't it? Wink!

Look at me, I have a lengthy dick and a phat ass. It is up to you to choose whether you'll let me suck your manhood or pound me in my butt. Either ways, we'll both have a good time.

I'm kinda lonely. Tell me the funniest joke that you know. Make me laugh, and I'll make you horny in return? If that sounds like a good deal to you, send me a message.