It's hard for someone like me to find true love. I have no one else to blame but myself. I've been fooling around for quite some time now, and I feel like I don't have the patience and dedication to be loyal to one man.

Loneliness has been killing me these past few days. I've got no one to talk to and no one to share my queen size bed with. If only there is a handsome and hunky man to fuck, then my life would be complete.

Something is seriously wrong with me. I feel instantly aroused around men with a nice beard. I don't know why, but there's something about them that makes me want to fuck them on the spot.

No, your eyes are not broken, dear. I really have the natural face and body of a living goddess. If only I could have changed my name, I would choose Athena, but I thought that having a name and a body of a goddess is a bit redundant.

I am a young and irresistible baby that's looking for a sugar daddy. Shower with gifts, and I'll do my best to give you all kinds of pleasure. Message me if you like that.

If you're looking for a slightly alcoholic psychopath girlfriend who has no filter, eats too much, and will highly likely beat the crap out of you at Super Smash Bros, then here I am.