I know that I am not the kind of lady that sticks out in the crowd. One may even say that I am nothing but a side-character in their life. Well, not that it matters to me. Even a side-character receives a happy ending once in a while.

A lot of girls are insecure about my looks. They can't accept the fact that boys like me better. I can't blame them. With a body like mine, even the most loyal husbands will come running to me with their tongue out.

Don't even bother messaging me if you're looking for a serious relationship. I hate to be committed to only one man. My body is too good to be enjoyed by only one man.

I like a man who's not ashamed to say, "I don't know enough about this to have an opinion." If you have something opinionated to say, just keep it to yourself. Not everyone enjoys having to hear bullshit all day.

Everything in my life is going well so far. I have a nice job and a steady income. The only thing missing right now is a nice dick to make me feel less stressed at night.

Nothing beats a bottle of a cold beer after a long stressful day at work. I just wish I can drink it with someone. Just imagine all the fun things we can do once we get tipsy.