Boredom is slowly killing me. I have nothing to do, and its starting to bother me more every single day. I hope to find a man who can keep me occupied and will make my time worthwhile.

A lot of people me tell me that falling in love is the best feeling that a person could have in his/her life. Sadly I haven’t felt that love before because I’m a bit afraid of interacting with other people.

I hope whoever ends up with me enjoys my 15 alarms within a single hour, and when I snooze each of them. I love sleeping and fooling myself that I can get out of bed feeling good each day.

I have a lot of problems in my life right now. I need someone to hear me out just for once. A proper man who can listen to while I whine about the unfairness of the world. As people say, a shoulder to cry on is a good dick to ride on.

In my opinion, the best time for sex is when my partner and I are a little bit tipsy. In that way, we are able to do whatever we want to do no matter how strange, how complicated, and how dirty it is.

Putting tattoos has been my personal way of documenting special events and people in my life, no matter what other people may say, I do not regret every ink on my skin. If you are fine with tattooed ladies, I'm the one you are looking for.