I am not looking for a handsome prince charming who will save me from my tower or a superhero who will take me to another world. As long as you've got a long shaft, we'll get along!

I'd like to match with a guy who's about the same height as me so that when we do 69, our dicks are positioned just right to our faces. Also, a box of pizza after sex would be fine.

I want to be honest now than having to regret not telling the truth later. I'm sure you know already that I have something between my legs that doesn't belong there. I want a man who can accept me for who I am, dick and all.

The only thing that matters to a relationship is trust and affection. That's nice, but that is not what I want. I don't want anything serious. All I want are hip thrusts and some bedroom action.

There was a time when I am very choosy when it comes to the guys I fool around with. Now that I am a bit older, I don't have that luxury anymore. I tend to be less picky, so anyone has a fair chance at the whip.

I'm not someone who will fuck you at first sight. I need a couple of more dates before I open up my heart to you. Keep enticing me, and I might as well spread my butt cheeks for you.