A dog lover who loves dogging. I hope that makes sense. This is just a quick sample of my lame jokes and puns. If you want to hear more, just tell me. I still have a lot things like that where they came from.

Fuck Ed Sheeran! There is no such thing as a perfect woman! You will never find a stronger woman than a woman in a man's body. You will never feel as important as how a true woman would make you feel. Fuck the norm, true pleasure only comes from a wo...

I am only here to pass some time. My life has become quite boring after I lost my job. I am now just staying at home with nothing to do. As such, I am looking for a lad who can talk with me whenever I feel a bit lonely and bored.

If you think I will let you get into my pants easily, then you are super wrong! I am not an easy lady to please, so it would take you a lot of time and effort to make me yours. I hope you are brave enough to take such a risky investment.

Trying to entice me with sweet words will only end up in failure. I don't give a fuck what you think about me. Sweet words will not take you anywhere. However, a huge cock will take you closer to my heart.

My attitude depends on my mood and I am a very moody person. Only a few especially skilled men are able to handle me well. But despite my attitude, many still want to be with me. Want to know why? Wink!