A dog lover who loves dogging. I hope that makes sense. This is just a quick sample of my lame jokes and puns. If you want to hear more, just tell me. I still have a lot things like that where they came from.

I've been thinking a lot about my future lately. I am starting to feel old, but I still don't have someone in my life. I hope I can find the man of my dreams here.

Something is seriously wrong with me. I feel instantly aroused around men with a nice beard. I don't know why, but there's something about them that makes me want to fuck them on the spot.

I really miss the feeling of my ass being ripped and pounded by a huge hard cock! I will then return the favor by sucking his length until he explodes in my mouth.

A man who knows how to give proper anal sex is the one who I am seeking here. I'd like to come across the kind of man who can give me a nice and pleasurable anal sex instead of a filthy and disappointing one.

Anyone who loves putting pineapple on their pizza is a psychopath in my book. I mean, why would you ruin such a perfect dish and add something that is not appropriate.